Thursday, 8 March 2012

Think your UK slang is up to par?

Take the quiz!

How hipster is your English tongue?

Buenos dias mi americanos. Think you know the most to-date colloquialisms of the english culture? Test your knowledge now! You're looking for the most english piece of slang offered, not ordinary speak.It's all on the internet for the post-facepalms, but just in case you're one of those people who needs reminding... cheating is for CHUMPS! Ready for this? GOGOGO!

  1. When you see a piece of human eye-candy, you are most likely to label them as ______.

    2. a dime and a half
    bangable
    a fitty
    your one and only pimp-meister
    the mac daddy

  2. When approaching a friend or speaking to someone in passing you would commonly say...

    3. All right?
    Sup dude
    Okay, bro/love?
    Yeee buddy!
    nothing, a lil' bum spank does the job

  3. Someone or something has you reeeally annoyed you today. In expression, this is described as...

    4. Feeling frustrated with 'a burning passion'
    Making you incredibly aggro
    Pissing off your pigs
    A bit pants
    Getting on your tits

  4. You have got A LOT of mates. When bragging you might say you've got _____ mates!

    5. BAZILLIONS
    A TON
    HEAPS
    BARE
    WADS OF

  5. Been a real lucky day! You're feeling mighty _____ :D

    6. chuffed!
    chipper!
    jolly!
    gay!
    tickled!

  6. You're at a party, and admit it, you've drank faaar past your limit. What do you call yourself?

    7. Razorbladed
    Accidental
    Paraletic
    Ghostfacewasted
    Pregnant

  7. Spent last night finishing work up into the wee hours. This morning you are bloody _____.

    8. droopy
    tired
    pooped out
    weary
    knackered

  8. Going pub crawling with other possible interests regarding the opposite sex. You call this?

    9. checking out the senior centre
    tracking down some booty
    out and about, give a kick and a shout
    being on the lash/on the piss
    getting smashed/hammered

  9. :O Someone who goes around thinking he's cool by insulting people. "What a ____!"

    10. jerk
    twat
    meanie
    bumsteer
    crummy person

  10. Yep. Not surprised. You've skipped class again.. Tisk tisk!

    11. You skipped
    You avoided
    You lashed about
    You scooted home
    You skived

Well that's that! You've worked hard. Might want to wipe that sweat of the key board.
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